The don’ts and PLEASE, PLEASE DON’Ts of going to the cinema. as reminisced by Dan. Do you guys have any funny cinema stories? Tell me in the comments!! 
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I went to see Little Fockers with my parents .. I was bored! but the thing is they didn’t wanna pay for food, so they snuck in 2 bags of popcorn, a bag of glazed doughnuts, kitkat, resees, 1.5 litter of pop, and Crackers…….. WTF PARENTS
When I went to see Paranormal Activity 3 with my dad (I had no one else to go with and I really wanted to see it), There was this group of 14-16 year old guys sitting beside us and when the movie started. The guy beside me started to fake an orgasm and started shouting out things like ” OMG this is bonerific!” (actual quote) and that made it really awkward for me and my dad, until he asked me to “ride” him, and i nearly cried with embarrassment and awkwardness. We haven’t talked about it since.
@DeathsFriends
No he is not gay, he is in university, and is sharing a house with his friend. That’s like me saying. “Oh the queen and her husband share a house, that means their gay!” (soz if your not English)
YOU GAY?! <3
hey guys… i know people hate this but i’ll say it anyway, i am a teenager who does random videos about everything so yeah im not forcing you but if you WANT you cann have a look.. cheers
is that a McFLY poster? *-*
I knew where you live before you showed me out your window XD *stalker alert*
omd i feel the same way!!!
And i’ve also cried in the movie the muppets
I’m really emotional in movies even in cartoon movies. So a couple of years ago My cousin and some of her friends and me and my older sister went to see How To Train A Dragon, so when the part when the dragon is getting taken away from the boy i started to cry. I don’t mean my eyes just watering, i mean my whole face was covered in tears! And so the group or anyone else wouldn’t notice, i just left my face covered in tears wet.
Lol, i shhhhh people too when im with friends. Also you are not the only one who keeps popcorn in thier mouth until it goes into a sugery mush Dan, i do it too XD
No, I cracked up – but it was just so badly timed as it was so intense! lol
I lol’d so much at this
there were a few guys in front of me and my mate and they were EXTREMELY annoying and loud ( and older than us ) so we just threw popcorn at their heads xD
in one of the most recent harry potters, when they were sitting behind a bed waiting for some snake thing to come at them so they could kill it, i decided to say “They’re just camping there,” and somehow all the people i was with heard me and were like wooowwww scott and started laughing, and a bunch of people in the rows in front of me were like, dafuq?
Me and 3 of my friends were watching Titanic in 3D (it was at the cinema for the 100th anniversary) and during the part where everyone’s dying my friends and I were sat there, sobbing, when this person sat next to me answered his phone. I should also point out that this couple had been talking and laughing throughout the ENTIRE movie. When he answered his phone, my friend sitting next to me at me and I could tell we were both thinking of this video, and then before we could, someone shushed him.
Someone once brought a laser pointer into the cinema- ARGHHGAZJFCIACBDABDHJ
There was people sitting behind throwing popcorn all the time… When we said stop it they targeted us for nearly the whole movie so i i decided to waste some of my drink by throwing some on them saying “sorry…i jumped”… Realising it was toystory 3… But we had a grandma on are side shouting at the kids but she was making more noise than them…
one time this kid was kicking the back of my seat now me being the bitchy agnsty 12 year ld i was i jerked the chair back and quietly and creeply sad stop it or else
I watched Deathly Hallows pt. 2 with a friend of mine, and when it showed the piece of Voldemort under the bench at King’s Crossing, she yelled, “IT’S DOBBY!! HE’S NOT DEAD!”
Watching the Hunger Games there were these like 7 year olds behind us that were constantly talking. It came to the part where Rue covered Katniss with leaves and they’re like “WHY IS SHE DOING THAT TO KATNISS?!” we told them to shut up like 3 times and they wouldn’t stop. Meanwhile they’re mom sat right beside them and didn’t do a thing.
And during star trek this one REALLY fat guy sitting behind me got up at least 5 times to go buy a personal pan pizza from consessions and PROCEEDS TO TRIP AND ALMOST DROP HIS FRIGGIN PIZZA ON MY HEAD EVERY SINGLE TIME. O^o#
So this one bitchy chick in mai class forced me to go see some stupid movie THAT I DID NOT WANT TO SEE but I had no choice… So during this terrible movie shes sitting there SEXTING HER EX BOYFRIEND AND TEXTING HER REAL BOYFRIEND AT THE SAME EFFING TIME while making me sit through this movie I DID NOT WANT TO SEE and I coughed at some random point and SHE FUCKIN YELLS AT ME! God I hate her. Oh and